β˜‚ SUS β˜‚

master-of-slave:

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

😌

spiritual-hippie-girl:

grxviity:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

stared at these for half an hour straightΒ 

tiny universes, amazing

vodkaslumber:

mizzjade:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

I die.

Babies! I want them!

Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil.

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly β€œThat time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at β€œThat time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

continent:

California reppin bro

darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced β€œthis is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

wtftimmy:

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!